- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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