- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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