- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

SHUT UP JP

it was all Tagart

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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