- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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