Here's a joke for you, my life...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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