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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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