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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, yup.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.