How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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