SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A fat guy!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Wenis Penis

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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