A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Allah walked into AK Bar

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Man U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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