A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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