What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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