How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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PENIS lol

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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