- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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