Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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