- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How old are you? 7

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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