- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

your no better than a cockroach

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

So a bar walks into a man...

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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