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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

field day?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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