- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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