- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Take part of what?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

This is an anti- joke

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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