- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

well use a tissue!

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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