A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do you win a game try your best

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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