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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Iif your reading this ur gay

alert('The Game')

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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