- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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