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Justin Bieber

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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