What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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