- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

whats white jizz

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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