how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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