Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A house comes around the corner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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