What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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okay so theres this guy.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A man died.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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