- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

can you pass the soap?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Pickles

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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