- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

swag

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Get up Look in the mirror

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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