- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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