The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Yo Mama just died.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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