- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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