NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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anus

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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