patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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