Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Wenis Penis

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A fat guy!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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