A woman walks into a bar.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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