- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I'm Batman.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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