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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

knock knock who's there ?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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