- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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