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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

penis in the camel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

hi jonny

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

João Duarte reads this.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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