Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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your no better than a cockroach

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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I was watching Fox news.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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