- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

i dont fisish anythi

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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