Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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