- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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