What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why? Because.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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