how much fish could a chicken

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

black chicken. kfc

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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