A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Ehh

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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