Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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