- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A bar walks into a man

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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