America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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j.p. is dumb

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Anti Joke

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