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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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