What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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