- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Chicken

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

I am quite mature.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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