- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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