- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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