- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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