- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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