- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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roses are red poo is poo

What black and has children A black man

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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