Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Anti Joke

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