- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Granny porn!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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