- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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