Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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nolan is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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