- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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