Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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9/11 my birthday

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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