- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

I read the terms of service.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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