- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A praying mantis is very graceful

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