A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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