whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

im not black, im Joseph Kony

knock knock!? . . No.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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