- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

This is not a joke.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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