A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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