- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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