A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Dumbledore dies.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Good job, son.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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I walk into a bar...

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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