What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Immigration Laws

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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