Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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lol

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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