- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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