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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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