Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Women drivers...

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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