- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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