What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

womens rights.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I walk into a bar...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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