An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Happy Monday!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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