Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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