Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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