i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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