A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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TIMMY

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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