- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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