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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A black man walks out of a police station

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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