Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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im telling maguire

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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