- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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