A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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