- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Please ignore this statement.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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