Whats cold and frozen? ice

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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